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1 (HA)² = 1 HA HA

10 -15 stat = 1 fermostat 10-12 boos = 1 picaboo 1 boo2 = 1 boo boo 10-18 boys = 1 attoboy 1012 bulls = 1 terabull 2 graphs = 1 paragraph 101 cards = 1 decacards 10-12 dilly = 1 picodilly 1018 fires = 1 terafire 10-9 goats = 1 nanogoat

2 gorics = 1 paragoric 10-3 inkmachines = 1 millinkmachine 10-8 dopes = 1 kilodope 1012 los = 1 picolo 10-1 mates = 1 decimate 10-2 mental = 1 centimental 1 no2 = 1 no no 2 bolas = 1 parabola 10-2 pedes = 1 centipede 106 phones = 1 megaphone

And from another source:

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon 1 million aches: 1 megahurtz Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (a straight-line?) 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles 365.25 days: 1 unicycle 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin 10 rations: 1 decoration 100 rations: 1 C-ration 2 monograms: 1 diagram 8 nickels: 2 paradigms 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

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